How To Watch The Victoria Secret Fashion Show
Well ladies, it’s that time of year … again. The day where we willingly watch half naked women strut their perfectly sculpted bodies up and down our TV screens. The day that we forget about beauty on the inside and “understand” why our man has drool running down his face. Today is the day of the Victoria Secret Fashion Show and I promise you that we will get through it together.
7 ways to properly prepare for a blow to your self-esteem:
1. Workout Beforehand
Don’t ask questions; just do it. Burning those extra calories will make you feel that much better come show time.
2. Support System
If you think for one second you want to watch the Angels by yourself – think again. Host a viewing party and make it a fun girls night in!
3. Get Your Apartment VS Ready
Any excuse for decorations! Confetti? A mini runway? Pink balloons? The possibilities are endless.
4. Play The Part
If you and your girlfriends don’t feel comfortable lounging around in your lingerie (I don’t blame you) then opt for the next best thing: your very own angel wings. Is there anything cuter then greeting your friends at the door with a pair of wings? I think not.
5. Let The Games Begin
Every time an angel blows a kiss or your friend says “I’m never eating again” take a sip.
6. Eat Your Feelings
Ok, that tip is a little dramatic but let’s be honest, it’s completely necessary. If you’re that girl with insane self-control enjoy your celery. For the rest of us, have Dominos on standby and serve your guest cupcakes with pink icing, of course. Your diet is going to start tomorrow anyway, right? ;)
7. Pop Fizzle Clink
Having champagne at your viewing party is a no brainer. Before you clink your glasses together know that you are beautiful, just the way you are.
Daydreaming of Gigi,
cover image via Hollywood Reporter